So vun day, I vas drivink, and I come along zeese orange thinks.
ORANGE THINKS!! WTFZ?!11?!
I sink to myself, 'zomg, wtfz man? Can I drive tsrough zeese thinks?'
...So I do. And zey say "whump whump whump!"
And my car says "xdfshfghg man! wtfxorz!!!!1~~1@##two!"
And zen my pooooor car says "uhh, zey have slain meee!" and dies!
"fgdsjhkjhhkh, mang! Gah! Zees iz teh sux!" I say.
And I attack zem! "Shoot shoot, I am shooting you!"
"Shoot shoot, vump vump!"
"Stoo-peed vump vump vumps! Raaaar! Ms. Colleran angry! Ms. Colleran smash!"
And only one or two of you will understand that. ^^
It still needs a lot of work, but it'll eventually be on a t-shirt. ^^