XO (densestmaterial) wrote,
XO
densestmaterial

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So vun day, I vas drivink, and I come along zeese orange thinks.


ORANGE THINKS!! WTFZ?!11?!


I sink to myself, 'zomg, wtfz man? Can I drive tsrough zeese thinks?'


...So I do. And zey say "whump whump whump!"


And my car says "xdfshfghg man! wtfxorz!!!!1~~1@##two!"


And zen my pooooor car says "uhh, zey have slain meee!" and dies!


"fgdsjhkjhhkh, mang! Gah! Zees iz teh sux!" I say.


And I attack zem! "Shoot shoot, I am shooting you!"


"Shoot shoot, vump vump!"


"Yagen!"


"Stoo-peed vump vump vumps! Raaaar! Ms. Colleran angry! Ms. Colleran smash!"


Zee end!



And only one or two of you will understand that. ^^





It still needs a lot of work, but it'll eventually be on a t-shirt. ^^

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