XO ([info]densestmaterial) wrote,
@ 2005-10-05 18:18:00
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So vun day, I vas drivink, and I come along zeese orange thinks.


ORANGE THINKS!! WTFZ?!11?!


I sink to myself, 'zomg, wtfz man? Can I drive tsrough zeese thinks?'


...So I do. And zey say "whump whump whump!"


And my car says "xdfshfghg man! wtfxorz!!!!1~~1@##two!"


And zen my pooooor car says "uhh, zey have slain meee!" and dies!


"fgdsjhkjhhkh, mang! Gah! Zees iz teh sux!" I say.


And I attack zem! "Shoot shoot, I am shooting you!"


"Shoot shoot, vump vump!"


"Yagen!"


"Stoo-peed vump vump vumps! Raaaar! Ms. Colleran angry! Ms. Colleran smash!"


Zee end!



And only one or two of you will understand that. ^^





It still needs a lot of work, but it'll eventually be on a t-shirt. ^^




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[info]sherlock913
2005-10-05 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Eeeeeee! Awowa! Awowa and the wump wump wumps! ^_^

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[info]densestmaterial
2005-10-05 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Awowa and the whump whump whumps are woweos, and they take the metwo-gnome to band pwactice!

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[info]tehletterm
2005-10-06 01:02 am UTC (link)
i'll take a metro-gnome shirt, thank you.

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